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twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

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(Source: thsfrays, via merkelvevo)

sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(Source: sherlockocity, via nialllogy)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via phobias)

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

(via hopeful-hufflepuff)

taco-bell-rey:

chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air

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(via sniffing)

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

(via baconundies)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via baconundies)

foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

(via haithinkimfunny)

fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

(via greeklesbian)

armadillo:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

(Source: swinq, via crrocs)

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