miss chanandler bong

can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time

euo:

makes me so sad to see people thinking africa is 

  1. a country
  2. a single culture
  3. monolingual
  4. uneducated
  5. completely poverty stricken
  6. uncivilized
  7. basically any one thing to be honestly africa is a continent and incredibly diverse culturally, nationally, linguistically, racially, and historically like what the hell?

(via rupaulsarmsrace)

sineadwiley:


THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

This is a little too important

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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(via hallowenhoran)

outofthewhore-dinary:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




I NEED A CALEB IN MY LFIE

clientsfromhell:

I was writing web content for a client. They make interior furnishings, like lamps and wall clocks.

Me: I’ve written all the content, but I need the images to go with it.

Client: No, we don’t want to put up any pictures of our products.

Me: That’s not advisable, considering the product you’re selling.

Client: If we put up pictures, people will steal our designs. Just write really detailed descriptions of what everything looks like.

(via kydey)

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via borinq)

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

(via litttleshit)

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal, via sadcorndog)

easilyhumored:

when an old person starts a sentence by saying “kids these days are so….” or “Well, that’s not how it was back in my day!!”

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(via jraphic)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via hallowenhoran)

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