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heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS

notkatniss:

all clothes should be like $1

(via borinq)

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

(via trust)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via hotboyproblems)

tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

(via beyoncevevo)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via barack-obottm)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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